https://mk.zz.ee/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Muusika%2FEminem%2FThe_Real_Slim_Shady%2FlyricsMuusika/Eminem/The Real Slim Shady/lyrics - Redigeerimiste ajalugu2026-04-08T04:19:45ZSelle lehekülje redigeerimiste ajaluguMediaWiki 1.43.1https://mk.zz.ee/w/index.php?title=Muusika/Eminem/The_Real_Slim_Shady/lyrics&diff=1442&oldid=prevLyrixn: Andre teisaldas lehekülje Muusika/Eminem/Lose Yourself/lyrics pealkirja Muusika/Eminem/The Real Slim Shady/lyrics alla ümbersuunamist maha jätmata2014-03-22T10:02:45Z<p>Andre teisaldas lehekülje <a href="/Muusika/Eminem/Lose_Yourself/lyrics" title="Muusika/Eminem/Lose Yourself/lyrics">Muusika/Eminem/Lose Yourself/lyrics</a> pealkirja <a href="/Muusika/Eminem/The_Real_Slim_Shady/lyrics" title="Muusika/Eminem/The Real Slim Shady/lyrics">Muusika/Eminem/The Real Slim Shady/lyrics</a> alla ümbersuunamist maha jätmata</p>
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</td></tr></table>Lyrixnhttps://mk.zz.ee/w/index.php?title=Muusika/Eminem/The_Real_Slim_Shady/lyrics&diff=1440&oldid=prevLyrixn: Uus lehekülg: '<poem> May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gon...'2014-03-22T10:01:23Z<p>Uus lehekülg: '<poem> May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gon...'</p>
<p><b>Uus lehekülg</b></p><div><poem><br />
May I have your attention please?<br />
May I have your attention please?<br />
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?<br />
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?<br />
We're gonna have a problem here<br />
<br />
Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before<br />
Jaws all on the floor like <br />
Pam and Tommy just burst in the door<br />
And started whooping her ass worse than before<br />
They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture<br />
It's the return of the...<br />
'Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, <br />
he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?'<br />
And Dr. Dre said...<br />
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, <br />
he's locked in my basement!<br />
Feminist women love Eminem<br />
Slim Shady, I'm sick of him<br />
Look at him, walking around <br />
grabbing his you-know-what<br />
Flipping the you-know-who, <br />
yeah, but he's so cute though'<br />
Yeah, I probably got a couple <br />
of screws up in my head loose<br />
But the worse is what's going <br />
on in your parents' bedroom<br />
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV <br />
and just let loose, but can't<br />
But it's cool for Tom Green to <br />
hump a dead moose<br />
'My mama's on your lips, <br />
my mama's on your lips'<br />
And if I'm lucky, <br />
you might just give it a little kiss<br />
And that's the message <br />
that we deliver to little kids<br />
And expect them not to know <br />
what a woman's clitoris is<br />
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is<br />
By the time they hit fourth grade<br />
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?<br />
'We ain't nothing but mammals'<br />
Well, some of us cannibals<br />
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes<br />
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes<br />
Then there's no reason <br />
that a man and another man can't elope<br />
But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote<br />
Women wave your panty-hoes, <br />
sing the chorus and it goes<br />
<br />
Chorus:<br />
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady<br />
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating<br />
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?<br />
Please stand up, please stand up<br />
<br />
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady<br />
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating<br />
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?<br />
Please stand up, please stand up<br />
<br />
Will Smith don't gotta <br />
cuss in his raps to sell his records<br />
Well I do so 'F*ck him and f*ck you too!'<br />
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?<br />
Half of you critics <br />
can't even stomach me let alone stand <br />
'But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?'<br />
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here<br />
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears<br />
Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs<br />
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst<br />
And hear them argue over who she gave head to first<br />
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV<br />
'Yeah, he's cute, <br />
but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee'<br />
I should download her audio <br />
on MP3 and show the whole world<br />
how you gave Eminem VD<br />
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups<br />
All you do is annoy me so <br />
I have been sent here to destroy you<br />
And there's a million of us just like me<br />
Cuss like me; just don't give a f*ck like me <br />
Dress like me; walk, talk and act like me <br />
And just might be <br />
the next best thing but not quite me!<br />
<br />
Repeat Chorus<br />
<br />
I'm like a head trip <br />
to listen to cuz I'm only giving you<br />
Things you joke about <br />
with your friends inside your living room<br />
The only difference is I got the balls to say it<br />
In front of y'all and<br />
I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all<br />
I just get on a mic and spit it and <br />
whether you like to admit it<br />
I just shitted better than <br />
90 percent of you rappers out there<br />
Then you wonder how can <br />
kids eat up these albums like valiums<br />
It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30<br />
I'll be the only person <br />
in the nursing home flirting<br />
Pinching nurses asses <br />
when I'm jacking off or jerkin'<br />
Said I'm jerkin' <br />
but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working<br />
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking<br />
He could be working at Burger King <br />
spitting on your onion rings<br />
Or in the parking lot, circling, <br />
screaming 'I don't give a f*ck!'<br />
With his windows down and the system up<br />
So will the real Shady please stand up?<br />
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?<br />
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control<br />
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?<br />
</poem></div>Lyrixn